TOTALLY CALM CAT SIMULATOR

DO NOT FEED THE CAT

SCORE 0
TIME 45
CAT RAGE 0%
bro.

DO NOT CLICK THE CAT.

VERSION 3.0

He is hungry.
He is also difficult.

Tap the food the cat actually wants. Let the nonsense fall past him. Miss food or feed him the wrong thing and the rage meter climbs.

✓FEEDfish · chicken · tuna · treats
×IGNOREhomework · broccoli · 8 AM · tuition

Survive 45 seconds. The pace gets faster. Higher score = better.

REMOVED FROM PREMISES

The cat has had enough.

You made choices. The cat noticed.

FINAL SCORE 0

PUBLIC CHAOS

Leaderboard

Higher score wins

HOW TO PLAY

Keep the cat fed.
Keep the cat calm.

  1. Tap wanted food: fish, chicken, tuna, and treats give points.
  2. Ignore the nonsense: broccoli, homework, tuition, and 8 AM class are not snacks.
  3. Watch the rage meter: wrong taps and missed food make the cat angrier.
  4. Survive 45 seconds: the items fall faster and appear more often as the round goes on. If rage reaches 100%, the cat ends the round early.

There is also a very clear warning near the cat. Surely everyone will respect it.